greenmariosmansion:

“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”

(via whatsyourhigh)

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

(via whatsyourhigh)

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

(Source: battasenpai, via the-screech-has-spoken)

nogyu:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: stealinyoman, via kawaii-balls)